ImagineerShip: Your Consumers Just Teleported to the ShopperVerse (Did You Get the Memo?)

Alright, let's have a little chat. Grab a coffee, settle in, and prepare for a seismic shift in your understanding of… well, everything. It's time to STOP. Just stop. Stop clinging to the dusty old scrolls of "retail," "webstores," "O2O," and the ubiquitous "omnichannel." We get it, these terms were once the sacred cows of commerce, but frankly, they're now just… udderly outdated.

The world, my friends, has moved on. Your consumers? Oh, they haven't just moved on; they've undergone a digital metamorphosis. They're no longer diligently navigating your meticulously crafted linear funnels or following the little arrows in your glossy omnichannel strategy decks. That's so last Tuesday.

They're teleporting.